Monday, May 10, 2010

Bigger and Brighter

"Watch," he told me. He flicked the switch on the black light and aimed it out at the yard.

"Oh, wow," I said. "They're like horrible little stars." Dozens of scorpions, previously invisible in the night, gleamed white-blue in the nearly invisible ultraviolet radiation. They ranged in size from fingertip-length to the size of my hand. "Why are some brighter than others?"

"They get more reflective over time," he said. "Every molting, they come out bigger and brighter."

I started to answer when something rustled overhead and a brilliant white glow threw our shadows into stark relief on the ground...


Friday, May 7, 2010

Emergency

“Scalpel.” Doctor Ga’ak held out his withered hand. Nurse Urghl dropped the instrument in, her gray skin glistening.

The body on the table twitched, then began to thrash.

“We’re losing him!” shouted Doctor Ga’ak. “Scimitar!” That tool, too, was deposited in his leathery grip. “Chainsaw!” Nurse Urghl fired up the engine. “Flamethrower!” There was a crackle and the smell of burning napalm.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeep… Beep… Beep… Beep…

A slow and steady heartbeat emanated from the body on the abused slab. Doctor Ga’ak slumped against the wall of the tomb and covered his skeletal grimace with his hands. “We lost another one.”


Thursday, May 6, 2010

To and From

Mom opened her mouth to speak. A cloud of dust puffed from her lips. She blinked and waved irritably. Lori snickered, sending out little spurts of gray dust. Dad opened wide, a river of dust pouring from his throat to mound and spill from his lap.

Ashley ran. She hit the door at full speed and it puffed into dry fragments around her.

Her legs sank through the floor and...

she fell...

...through

the dust and the wind
into the outside and the sky
above dust
the road below
dust and somewhere
there was dust
sunlight
dust
she ran
dust

The Dread Greatsword Soulspike Was Safely Stored in His Employee Locker

"Doug, we need to talk," said Julie. She tugged on Draknar's spiked forearm gauntlet. "Come on into the huddle room."

Inside, Julie slid a form across the table. Underlined blanks were filled in with pen. "I hate to give a written this early," Julie said, "but I feel like you aren't listening otherwise."

Draknar held the paper between two metal-clad fingers. It began to scorch around the edges. "No," he mumbled. "I'm going to do this right." With an effort, he calmed himself.

"Speak up, Doug. Honestly," said Julie. "You're not the overlord here. You need to accept honest criticism."

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Falling Leaves

He leaps from branch to branch like a cat, bending them no more than the wind. That's important. That's part of his job. The Lords of the Seasons can't be everywhere at once; they've grander and more terrible matters to attend to, anyway. He sniffs each leaf, licks some, touches others. When he finds a ripe one, he brings out his tiny silver shears. Snip, snip. Flutter, flutter.

Down below, a human shuffles along with a rake. Scrape, scrape, and in minutes the human undoes all his hard work. He sighs, leaps lightly to the next branch, and begins again.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Griffin's Lament

There was a piercing woman's shriek, and a black shape tumbled out of the sky. "Got another one," said DT. "Fuckin' bird-chicks."

"Harpies."

"No, they ain't. Just random mixes. Generic chemicals."

"Chimeras," Darcy corrected. "I just don't understand why we have to kill them."

DT shrugged. "Eggheads say they're dangerous. I don't ask. Figure they got enough to study on 'em, and who cares about the rest?" A shadow passed overhead as he spoke. DT pointed. "Griffin!" He raised his bolt-thrower again.

Darcy closed her eyes as the bolt-thrower clicked and something thudded to the ground a hundred yards away.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Boulder and Braver

It's the first of the month again! How time flies...

Mirrorshards has something like a reader base now, which is pretty cool, even if most of ya'll are pretty quiet. For those folks who haven't been reading this since it started (Hi, honey!), on the first day of each month I trot out the general favorite of my slim cast of recurring characters (defined as anyone who's shown up in at least three non-consecutive flitterfics): The Wisest Stone and his friend/acolyte, Taku. If I could, I'd write about the Wisest Stone every day, so I limit him to once a month on the grounds that anything I like that much is probably annoying.

If you click on the "Wisest Stone" tag, you'll see all 15 or so of the previous stories. Thanks for reading, guys! See you next month.


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When the would-be bandits had fled, Taku hefted one of the fallen scimitars. “I wonder each time if I will forget my lessons, if this time I will feel the bite of their blades.”

“You are courageous, friend Taku,” said the Wisest Stone.

Taku shrugged. “I learned from you, how you are so fearless in the face of danger.”

“What danger could such men pose to me?” said the Wisest Stone. “I am a rock, and they are only humans. No, it is not courage to be what you are. It is brave to be what you strive for instead.”

Friday, April 30, 2010

Not in Kansas

We count time by the cow. It calls out when it flies by our window. Jack counted his heartbeats once and we worked out it was about an hour between passes. The cow probably needs to be milked. I tried that once, went out in the vortex with my pail, but the winds snatched it away. Have to be careful not to drift into the eye, or you’ll fall back down to the ground.

It’s been a few hundred cows since the tornado picked us up. I wonder if we’ll ever land. I wonder where we’ll be when we do.




Thursday, April 29, 2010

Revelation

“Hey. Hey! Psst.” Ebbers snapped his fingers in front of 1.03-A’s eyes. The youth blinked languidly, but made no response.

“It seems to be a constant no matter what the mix,” said Ricker, punching notes into her palmtop. “Once they reach a certain level of enhancement, they just sit and stare. And lower dosages aren’t significantly different from the effects of a good night’s sleep and an energy drink.”

“The curves… everything flows…”

“Maybe we’re going about this the wrong way,” Ebbers said. “Maybe we should just market it as recreational.”

“Everyone wants to be a genius,” Ricker said thoughtfully.




Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Mortification of the Flesh

The small shrine is heaped with new shoelaces. The smell of ozone underlies the musk of rubber and sweat. The acolytes bow and stretch before the shrine each morning as they complete their devotional run.

Beside the shrine is a fat man and a steaming cart. The fat man sells hot dogs, brownies, cookies, and chips. The acolytes curse him in gasping breaths as a servant of the grease-larded Sofa King. They do not see him pack the shrine reverently away each noon, muttering prayers for fortitude so he might continue his work.

Discipline is meaningless without temptation, after all.




Miracle Cure

“I’ve done it!” cried Dr. Geisteskrank. “I’ve invented a device which will permanently end all ailments, pain, and suffering a given subject may be enduring, and prevent future incursions, to boot!”

“It looks like a guillotine,” said Bartlett. “I think they already invented that.”

“I’ve repurposed it,” said Geisteskrank. “It is sufficiently altered from its original form and intent.”

“It doesn’t kill people anymore?”

“Well, how else are you going to ensure complete lack of further discomfort?”

Bartlett rubbed at his temples. “I think I’m getting another migraine.”

“Ah!” said Geisteskrank. “Good news!” He patted the polished wooden frame enticingly.




Our Lady of Nicotine

She passes along the streets, ministering to her remaining followers. They huddle, soaked and freezing, on corners and under awnings. They do not smile when they see her. She wears a canvas coat with many pockets, and beneath the curtain of her hair is the glowing ember of a cigarette. That flame has never gone out, kissing each new cigarette like a baptism, passed on to one of the faithful to hold until she returns, a trail of fire and ash through the years.

They need her, and they also hate her. She accepts their bitter love and is gone.


Saturday, April 24, 2010

Steadfast

The oak and the reed grew beside the brook. "Storm's coming," whispered the waters as they slipped past. "Storm's on its way."

"It will tear you down," said the reed. "You should learn to give way, like I do."

"I cannot bend," said the oak. "I must endure."

The reed snickered. "We will see which of us breaks."

Night fell. The storm came, and the reed dove among its brothers, kneeling before the blast. In the darkness, there was a terrible, wrenching scream.

The sun rose, glittering on the dewy green oak leaves... and the broken shards of the wind.


Mildly Surprised: End of Contest-ish Thing

No one got it (or if someone did, they didn't tell me about it.)  I thought someone might figure it out; mostly I wanted the effect to be accomplished without a frame first because I hate things that have to have a frame to work properly.

If you didn't get it, here's a hint.  Hopefully the seven stories slip into place...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Color of Purity

Everyone thinks it’s red. Blood red. Fire red. Red flag to a bull.


It isn’t.

Rage is white. Pure white. Snow white. White as my beard. White as my bones.

Without the rage, I am nothing, an empty bag of skin to flop on the ground. It is my structure, my core, the drive that keeps me waking up every morning. They try to calm me down, tell me to take it easy. They’re worried it will kill me, the burning white heat.

They’re right, of course.

But the rage is all I have left. Without it, I’m already dead.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Sound of Silence

If I were mute, it wouldn’t be so bad. If I had throat cancer, if my jaw was wired shut, if my tongue had been ripped out, then I could bear the silence.


Sometimes I think about taking a crowbar to my jaw and snapping it right off. Or taking a hammer to my teeth, sending splinters of enamel flying.

I can’t meet her gaze. I can’t even talk about it with my friends.

There are so many things I want to say. Yes, please. Stop that. Come and walk with me. I love you.

It’s got to end. Soon.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Monotone

i cant turn it off i can’t stop or frown or cry because

im like a toaster except i only make one kind of toast and its golden brown and crispy delicious

but its the only toast there is and sometimes i want i want some black burned toast or maybe just bread just bread is all not golden crispy delicious

and

and

there it was and there we were and i wanted to be sad and i couldnt and so i wanted to be guilty and i couldnt and all i could do was laugh and i laughed

and

Monday, April 19, 2010

Hobby

At first, it was a coping mechanism.  I was lost; I wanted a way back to the way things used to be, a way to be somewhere other than where I was.  I slept so I could dream. 

The means become the end, though.  Isn’t that always the way?  Just like any drug.  Now, I don’t sleep to dream; I sleep to sleep. 

It passes the time.

It was Hamlet, wasn’t it, who asked what dreams may come in the sleep of death?

I don’t dream anymore. 

I hope there aren’t any dreams in death.  I’m looking forward to it.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Best-Laid Plans

Its eazy to have freinds. Pepul think its hard but its not. I figgered out how along time ago and if I can figger it out then you can to.


The secret is when they laff at you. Nowon is scarred when they laff. Thats why clowns are scary but we laff at them neway.

I thot at first it was a real good idea. I thot I was faking it a little. I dint have anything speshel abowt me, but I new I cud be dum.

I dunno. It dozen seem like such a good idea sometimes now neway.

Immune Response

So this week I'm going to do another Special Event sort of thing.  That is to say, these next seven-ish stories all have a common theme to them.  If you guess what it is and e-mail/IM/facebook/whatever the answer to me and you're the first one, then you win... um... a minor favor of some kind.  Sure.  Ask me to do something for you.  Preferably something writing related and that doesn't cost more than a few dollars.

Rampant speculation in the comments is, of course, encouraged, but be careful about giving away your Brilliant Notion.

(I actually have no idea how easy it will be to figure this out, in all honesty.  Probably hard, but maybe not as hard as I think it might be.  I didn't actually design this as a puzzle per se.)

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People don’t listen to their bodies.  There’s a lot of wisdom in you, wisdom you don’t even know about. 

The problem is invaders.

When things come in from the outside and they don’t belong, the body knows.  It tries to fight.  The crazy part is that then we try to stop it.

I’m not crazy.  I listen to my body.

I’ve got the gun in my hands – both hands, for safety – and I’m waiting.  Something will come through that door soon, and it won’t belong here.  I know; I smelled it coming.

Feel that tickle in your nose?

It’s here.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Shedding

It started when he put the last cardboard box of books onto the stack in the basement, their colorful covers sealed up in brown packing tape. His shoulder itched. When he scratched it, the cloth and skin peeled away like wrapping paper. It stung a little. He walked upstairs, peeling off acne and uncombed hair, ancient jeans and ragged sneakers.

His new friends were waiting for him outside, white teeth sparkling and pleated pants freshly ironed. They waved, and he waved back. Something clung to his heel, and he kicked it away with a moue of disgust. He stepped out.

The Third Lever is Always Final

 Doctor Geisteskrank rested his hand on the third and final lever.  Despite his thick rubber gloves, his hair and beard fairly crackled.

"We must time it precisely!" he shouted in Bartlett's ear.  "Even one moment too soon spoils everything!"

Bartlett only pointed at the gauges on the console; all in the red.

Geisteskrank threw the switch.  The sparks flared into nothingness.

"What does it do if we're late?" asked Bartlett.

"Either destroy the universe or create a new one," said Geisteskrank.  "Either way, no turning back now."

The light flared again, reflecting equally from his goggles and his wild grin.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Outside, an Ominous Shadow Descending

"Mom! Mom! You won't believe this, me and Joey were down at the creek and-"

"Mikey, what have I told you? 'Joey and I were down at the creek.' Subjects use the subjective case."

"But Mom that stuff's not important right now! You gotta-"

"Not important? Without proper grammar, how would we communicate effectively? If we let the rules slide, then soon no one will know what anyone is talking about. You'd need a dictionary and a phrasebook just to talk to your neighbor."

"Mom, it's literally the end of the world-"

"Don't use 'literally' figuratively, Mikey."

"Mom... I'm not..."

Monday, April 12, 2010

Inspiration

I had a dream last night. I dreamed of gears and smoke and sharp edges. There was a clanging like the beat of a heart, if a heart were steel and heat and fire and fuel and as big as the world. I saw wheels, and I was above the wheels and beneath the wheels and inside of the wheels, and then the wheels started to turn and I couldn't stop them and oh God the screams...

This morning, I had a wrench in my hands and grease on my sheets. Something is rumbling down in the garage. I'm afraid...

Saturday, April 10, 2010

All at Once

Part of the Six Birds storytelling event at I Saw Lightning Fall.
     

                       
   

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They found the birds before the sun rose in the morning. Harker had his key in the library door when he noticed the first one. Then a second. A third. Six in all.

Little gray birds, lying on the low wall. Not neatly, like a butcher would lay them out. Haphazard. Fallen all at once.

“Like a sacrifice,” Harker said.

“Or an offering,” said the Gollimog.

“Same thing.” Harker unlocked the door and held it open. The Gollimog hopped in, squeezing his moist green bulk through the doorframe.

Harker started reshelving while the Gollimog read the news on the Internet. They had to keep up-to-date in case anyone had questions at the Reference desk. The Gollimog grunted and muttered to himself while he read, but Harker ignored him. Harker didn’t read anything new if he could possibly avoid it. That was why he and the Gollimog worked so well together.

“It’s begun,” the Gollimog announced around mid-morning. Harker barely paused his cart of books. He was getting a lot done with the library so quiet. The Gollimog continued, raising his croaking voice to chase Harker into the 700s, “We should prepare. It’s not going to stop this time.”

“The supplies are in the basement, where they always are,” said Harker.

“I can’t work the doorknobs.”

Harker sighed and set his cart against the wall.

The first refugee arrived twenty minutes later. Harker was wheeling a second cart of bottled water up next to the checkout. The Gollimog was in the basement, wrestling blankets and mattresses with his webbed forefeet and many a dire curse. Their visitor was Mr. Pemblesthwaite, clutching a satchel filled with a random assortment of clothing, a can of pitted olives, and three overdue books.

“I didn’t know where else to go,” said Mr. Pemblesthwaite.

Harker ushered him inside, casting a wary eye at the growing chaos out in the streets. With a strangled cough, a small hawk spiraled out of the sky to land, twitching, on the street. In the distance, sirens howled. Harker smelled smoke and frowned. Fires were dangerous, even with the Gollimog around.

There was no flood of supplicants; barely a trickle. It was a unique sort of soul that, in times of crisis, found itself drawn to the library. Some of them brought supplies. Some of them were injured. All of them brought their overdue books and some choice selections from their own libraries. Outside, the rising storm wailed and thrashed. Inside, Harker carefully sealed the windows and doors while the Gollimog gave rumbling, rambling sermons to his confused and frightened audience. They took comfort from his words. Later, they all had tea. Someone screamed when the lights went out. The Gollimog permitted no flames of any kind inside the library, and flashlights were immediately put on strict rationing to make the batteries last.

Without power or windows, the library was a dark and hushed place, isolated from the outside world. The Gollimog chafed at the lack of a computer and his daily wallow in various newsfeeds, but his own intuition provided a clear enough guide to current events, and he knew it. Harker permitted the indulgence of two hours’ reading aloud by flashlight each evening before bed. The books were selected by lottery, but Harker retained veto privileges.

The water ran out after three weeks. They endured on dregs and squeezings for seven more days, but at last there was no other option. Harker distributed masks and gloves from another of his carefully prepared packages. With some ceremony, he prepared to unseal the front door. The nails creaked as they came out, and there was a thump-thump-rustle as the wood and plastic sheeting stripped away.

Mrs. Offentreacle gasped when the door swung wide and the watery afternoon sun seeped in. The bodies outside lay in rows. Not neatly, like in a funeral parlor. Haphazard. Fallen all at once, in a strange pattern radiating outward from the library.

"Like an offering," said Harker.

"A sacrifice," said the Gollimog.

It took a long time to put things back in the right order, but Harker and the Gollimog were punctilious and thorough in their organizational talents, among their other skills. The Gollimog was most pleased when they finally got the power station running again, even if many of the news sites weren't updating anymore. Function, form, and content were all separate things, he would say, and we must make do with what we can.

Seven months after the first new website updates - the Gollimog's own, cataloguing the new additions to the library's collection and modestly revealing some of the other services they now provided - Harker coughed to gain the Gollimog's attention and pointed out the window. The Gollimog heaved himself up from his screen, peered out, and grunted approvingly. They snapped a photograph and included it in their update: a thin and ragged flock of little gray songbirds.

Cavalry

The rats were silent, which somehow made the whole thing worse. No squeals, no shrieks, just the thrum of hundreds, maybe thousands, of tiny pairs of lungs all working at once. The alley reeked with their scent.

"What we need now," said Kristen, kicking at one bold climber, "is a really big cat."

With a sudden blaring of a horn and a halogen-bright flash, the car swerved into the alley. A series of tiny thumps punctuated its arrival. The rats shrieked then, swarming. At the rear, they were already circling back to gnaw at the tires.

"Or that," said James.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

What Monstrous Bloom?

The hives stood in neat rows, save for one. A gnarled, twisted thing it was, mottled and curiously textured. Every so often, a bulbous shape would wriggle out and lumber into the air, disappearing into the darkest parts of the forest.

Lorenzo pointed. “What about that one?”

“Keep away from that hive,” said Huber. “Those bees are wrong. They don’t gather from flowers and sunlight, but from rot and thorn and sorrow, and the honey they make is black as tar and reeks like a sewer.”

“Why do you keep them, then?”

Huber shrugged. “They love that stuff in Australia.”

       

                       
   

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Needs

She breathed easier now it was over. The weight was already less; the plates and spikes and ridges withdrawing, retreating, melting like icebergs back inside of her.

She had survived. She knew she would. The fight, anyway. She'd Changed to survive. She just hadn't been sure she'd survive the Change.

Her opponent was in a furrow, buried under rubble. The ruins still smoked where he'd touched. Sirens sounded in the distance. She had to leave. Might not be bulletproof when they got here.

Something itched at her shoulder blades, among the ruins of her shirt. Something rustled. Something twitched.

Wings.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Icarus

They will call it a tragedy, an accident. My father will, I am sure. He never understood. He didn't really suffer; he was a valuable guest, and you can't truly imprison someone who lives inside their own head. He had paper and wood and glue and that's all he needs.

You can't know what it's like to feel the touch of wind on your face and know that soon you will have to go back, down to the ground, plodding like a beast.

It's unbearable.

It was not foolishness.

I chose to fly, to fly as high as I could...

Monday, April 5, 2010

Tapping the Unrealized Potential

Love is the most powerful force in the universe. Love creates and sustains, and it draws communities together. When people love something, they want to emulate it. Fans love; their love sustains its object; their love inspires them to create. The lawn tractor forums were filled with tips and tricks for landscaping and grass maintenance, and everyone had beautiful lawns. The popular book's forums were filled with fanfiction and amateur story contests, and soon a new crop of authors was flourishing.

Tarantor the Destroyer felt almost guilty about how easy it was after DestroyTheEarth.com went live.

Then the trolls came...

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The White Serpent

It slid through the traffic like a knife. Other vehicles slid out of the way, muttering to themselves in the language of cars, nudging their drivers to be slow, be silent, and avoid its gaze. They knew, in the manner of animals and gods, what it was, and they wanted no part of it.

The slender limousine, pale as bone, slipped along the road. Its tires made no sound. He was close by, the one it sought, but he was always close by. He would have his death, sooner or later. In the meantime, there was always some to spare...

Friday, April 2, 2010

Everything Has a Flavor

“Hey! No!” The weird little greenish blob thing spat my now-slimy slipper out and looked up reproachfully.

“It’s just their way,” said the suited man. “His species interacts primarily through their mouths. They taste things to identify them.”

Ally came running in. “Mommy, Mommy, what’s that?”

“Our new guest,” I sighed.

“Your country thanks you for your assistance, ma’am,” said the man.

I watched the alien wrap its gummy lips around Ally’s waist as she giggled. I rolled my eyes and turned to the agent. “Anything else I should know…?”

His answer was cut off by a sudden gulping sound.

Ahem

I have acquired a good-ish pair of headphones with a microphone that doesn't suck. Accordingly, I have downloaded free audio software and recorded myself reading my own writing, thus spiraling ever further into narcissistic self-indulgence.

However, the files are now hosted at Podbean until I run out of space there and embedded here for your enjoyment. I will likely not record every episode; I already spend a half-hour to an hour every day on this stuff, and the record-tweak-upload-embed sequence adds another twenty minutes to that. However, I hereby swear a solemn oath that, if audio is considered a good thing, I will record any episode which achieves 5 or more "Cool!" votes via the handy-dandy little response checkboxes.

Please, speak up in the comments here. Tell me if you like this and if you think I should record more episodes. (Currently recorded and embedded: "The Nature of Wisdom," "After the Fire," Loren's prompt about the Avenger of Blood, Angelo's prompt about the flying snail, and Adrian's prompt about zombie paratroopers.)

Yes, I know about the quality. I had the gain turned up way high. I'll fix that in the future. Maybe one day I'll even get an intro. Anyone know a good free clip of music that fits the tone of Mirrorshards?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Nature of Wisdom

The first of the month is here! Time for the Wisest Stone to reveal more insights from his eons of collected bon mots.

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The pilgrims had traveled many miles. They laid down offerings of fruit and wine, and sang songs of praise.

“Will you not go out to them?” asked Taku.

The Wisest Stone sulked by the fireplace. “They are fools.”

“How can you know unless you speak to them?”

“A wise man wears fur at the antipodes, but that wisdom is foolishness in the desert. Wisdom learns where it finds itself. I know they are fools because they have come so far to question me.”

“I have sometimes wondered,” Taku said, “why any wise man would seek your advice, o my friend.”

After the Fire

They wait, quietly. Five suitcases no one came to retrieve. A jacket and hat folded on the concierge's desk. A set of Mah-Jong tiles trapped in mid-game, unending.

The burned walls were patched where they could be and the rooms sealed where they couldn't. More extensive repairs waited, too, in potentia. There was no help for it. The doors were closed. The spiders and silverfish reclaimed the floor inch by dusty inch.

Only the caretaker remains, keeping the grass trimmed, making what repairs he can, and sleeping every night in a blanket of cobwebs, dreaming of the past.

And waiting.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Health Inspection at the 'Crimson Bullock' Factory

Inspector Sapor turned and glanced at the muffled figure of the Witchfinder. The man held up his dual wands, checking for magical auras. "Clean," he said, his voice a robotic buzz through his mask.

Sapor frowned and stroked his mustaches. "All is... in order, Mister Rapqi. But we'll keep our eye on you. No normal herbal brew has had the... stimulating effects your 'soft drink' claims."

"Of course, sir," said Rapqi. And thank the gods they didn't think to check the bottlecaps, he thought, more sweat trickling down his brow than could be explained by the heat of the brewery.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

One in Four New Restaurants Fail in Their First Year

“Oh, crap,” said Freddy. “The soufflé collapsed.”

There was a thump from behind him. Jason leaned on the counter with both arms, head hanging down. The chicken he’d speared flopped limply on the cutting board.

“It’s okay, it’s okay,” said Freddy hurriedly. “We can do this. People change careers all the time. We just need more eggs.”

Something shrieked and a chitinous form skittered in, dripping green slime from its teeth. It hissed.

“Look,” said Freddy. “Either we’re all in this together or we might as well head back for five more remakes of remakes of sequels. It’s just practice.”

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Cobbler

The little old man with the extravagant mustache remained in his elegant, obsolete shop, serving his dwindling customers as best he could. They left with mended shoes and a bounce in their steps that they couldn’t quite explain, a cheerful, joyous, expansive sensation. Panhandlers knew the blocks around the shop as better than average, though they’d never have guessed why.

The only clue was the hand-lettered placard below the shop’s name in the big window. Most chuckled when they read it. He’d expected as much, but he was incapable of deception, even by omission. It read: “Shoes repaired. Souls resurfaced.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Prompt: Three Blue Shoes

From a prompt by my excessively introverted spouse. (Just so you all can see how seriously I take my made-up-on-the-spot rules.)

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There were three shoes by the front door. Weston’s sneakers, and one darker blue one that looked like a slip-on. Dressy. Too thin for his foot.


At the IHOP, they gave him a stack of five pancakes. He’d ordered three. He couldn’t make the waitress understand what he was asking. He left half on the plate.

That night, his bed was up to a queen-size from a twin. After a resigned look to see if the sheets had similarly expanded, he climbed in and tried not to worry about it.

He woke up the next morning beside her, and smiled.

Prompt: Zombie Paratrooper

Inspired by a prompt from Aidan Fritz.

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“Let’s get underway,” said Major General Lusin. OrCAs interpreted the subtle inflections of Lusin’s voice, registered the command, and automatically began launch procedures. The capsules spiraled out from the containment unit, a dark cube surrounded now by a cloud of glowing dots as the reflective sails caught the light. The cloud elongated, attenuated, stretching down to the planet’s surface.

“Troops launched,” OrCAs announced.

“Fucking robots,” Lusin muttered.

“Sir,” OrCAs said, “we have no mechanized troops. Our corps is composed primarily of NHST-101; ninety-six percent human tissue.”

“Goddamned zombies, then,” said Lusin. He slurped his soy-caff angrily.

“As you wish, sir.”

Prompt: Bloodshot Eyes, Sporting Purple Stitches

Inspired by a prompt from Deb Markanton.

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Frank lost his head on the last play. The offensive tackle let the opposing team through for a vicious sacking. Now his teammates gathered around while Frank glared up at them, bloodshot eyes stark against greenish skin. In the background, his body – still nearly seven feet tall – blundered into the goalposts.

“Just pick me up!” Frank’s head snapped.

The other players glanced at each other.

“At least bring the rest of me over here.”

There was a creaking sound. Frank’s body had its hands around the goalpost. The metal was slowly crumpling under the steady pressure.

“Pussies,” said Frank’s head.

Prompt: Stalked by the Avenger of Blood (Numbers 35:16)

Inspired by a prompt from Loren Eaton

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He who kills a man with a metal weapon, he will meet me and I shall pierce his heart. He who kills a man with a stone, he will meet me and I shall sink him down. He who kills a man with a wooden tool, he will meet me and I will crush his bones.

Metal, stone, and wood; you have touched none of these. You said nothing. You did nothing.

You have murdered with nothing. You have killed with words.

You will meet me, and I will speak your name.

I am blood. Hear my voice.

Prompt: A Meeting of Aardvarks Anonymous

Inspired by a prompt from Lanse.

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Joey shuffled toward the card table with the rest of the group. He had to take his claws off to hold his glass of punch.

“I like your suit,” said Glyssa. Her snout was pushed up to her forehead, making her look like a unicorn.

“Thanks,” said Joey.

“Here, try some of these.” Glyssa pushed something into his hands.

“Earth-pigs do not eat candy.” The words were out before he could stop them. Joey blushed, but Glyssa ignored his outburst.

“It’s chocolate-covered ants,” Glyssa said.

“Really?” He bit into the square. Crunchy. “That’s cheating, isn’t it?” He paused. “Good, though.”

Prompt: Fall of the Berlin Wall

Inspired by a prompt from Jim Murdoch

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It begins and ends with roots. Rooted in history. Rooted in blood. Rooted in dirt.

The dirt is fundamental. Things rise up out of dirt, out of rocks. Everything comes back to dirt.

The roots wend their way down. They crumble cities and split mountains, but without drama. Drama is artificial. Roots are natural, and very businesslike. A little at a time, they pry stones apart, gnaw mortar, spread and spread and while they break it up, they hold it together, and you’d never know it to look at it but it’s already falling apart.

Then one day someone… pushes.

(Cheatyfaced) Prompt: (Good) Flying Snail and (Angry) Tentacle Monster

Inspired by a prompt from Angelo (Kalak_of_Tyr)

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“Hup-hup,” said MacGregor. He would have patted Gruumsk encouragingly, but as a gastropod, he had no hands. The mayfly city spun beneath them as they descended.

“Smaaaaaaaaash…” Gruumsk rumbled.

“No, no. No smashing. We’re here to help these nice arthropods.” MacGregor waggled his antennae and lifted his top hat to wave at the crowds. His shell gleamed in the sun.

Suddenly, the waters at the port boiled, and the Terrible Carp reared up from the depths. Its armor rattled as it brayed defiance at the hovering snail and his jellyfish mount.

“Aha!” said MacGregor. “Gruumsk?”

“Rurrr?”

Now you may smash.”


Prompt: Voracious Chipmunks in a Line

Inspired by a prompt from Donna Hole

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The itching was the worst part. He lay sprawled on the forest floor and wished he could move. One by one, the gnats and flies and ticks came. One by one, they latched on and took their pound of flesh in drops of blood. His skin was a mass of welts, throbbing and swollen, and still they came.

He shifted and writhed against his intangible bonds. At last he managed to raise his head. The insects were almost finished, now, but behind them he saw a fuzzy brown line, stretching away through the trees.

The chipmunks waited for their turn.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

BONUS EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Today is officially the day Mirrorshards accumulates enough 100-word stories to count as a novel (minimum 50,000 words). As a special not-really-a-contest, I offer this Super-Duper Not to Be Repeated Offer:

Post a comment with a two to five word premise that you think would be awesome when viewed through my cracked little lens. I will then write you your VERY OWN flitterfic in which I attempt to foster the growth and general welfare of awesome within my usual 100-word confines.

In other words, post a concept and get a story.  

Try to mention what name you want to be credited for inspiration; otherwise I'll just use whatever your blogger name is.  FWIW, I will also link to your blog when I post 'your' story if you like.  Default is not to link, so mention it if you want the awesome power of my 15 daily readers at your beck and call.

This offer is open to everyone who reads this here post right here on Thursday, March 25, 2010. You need not be a regular commenter here.  Even anonymous commenters will be welcome. Spread the link to all your friends! It's a crazy story bonanza!

RULES OF THE GAME

1) Nathan reserves the right to maybe take longer than just the one day to actually finish all the stories, especially as he's working all day Thursday.

2) Stories will be written in strict chronological order. First come, first serve.

3) As a correlary of sorts, if you snooze, you lose. Submissions to the Mirrorshards Storygasm Bonanza must be posted by midnight on Thursday.

4) In the event of an unexpected rate of return (more than six, say) stories will be posted to the "front page" of Mirrorshards over several days in order not to blast people's RSS feeds with Nathan's crap.

5) Nathan also reserves the write to discard a given prompt in the event of an obvious troll.

6) Nathan requests that you leave him some space to elaborate and not try to be all clever and stuff. "Hippopotamus eating Rice Krispies treats" only gives so much room to work with, whereas "Laser cufflinks" opens up worlds of possibility.

7) Nathan will now cease referring to himself in the third person, as he keeps forgetting he's doing that and writing in first person and having to revise.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Monthly Routine

Larry woke in the bathtub. He’d trained himself that well, at least, even if he’d forgotten his pants last night. He turned the water on without standing. One more night at full, he told himself, scrubbing the dirt and blood away under too-hot spray.

When Larry opened his mouth to gargle, he felt something hard pinched between his cheek and gum. He coughed and spat it into his hand: a dog tag. “Rusty

“Shit,” said Larry. The Basinger’s new puppy. Must’ve picked a fight with the big dog. Do I say something?

He wondered if vampires ever nicked themselves shaving.

Make a Wish

They’d flown from Earth like dandelion seeds, scattered to the winds. Now it was all turned to shit. The ship was dying. He could hear it in every creak and groan, every lurch and shudder. Too long. It had been too many years in the cold. Even the hardiest seed would die if it floated too long without finding fertile ground.

The others were asleep. He’d made sure of that. He had their passwords. He punched in the code.

Emergency. Evacuate.

On the viewscreen, the coldsleep tubes burst from the vessel’s skin, flying out in all directions.

Like dandelion seeds.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Most Dangerous Grain

He twisted the cap off the milk carton and hesitated. This was the most hazardous part. No way to tell where was safe. Today he poured from the left. The cereal crackled as the milk hit it. He cringed. Nothing.

He relaxed and picked up his spoon. It was only after the first bite sent tingling numbness shooting down his neck and shoulder that he realized his error.

He scrabbled for the med-kit, but he was already losing motor function. The box wavered before him, his vision narrowing. The brightly-colored letters taunted him: “You never know when you’ll find it!”

Sunday, March 21, 2010

It's a Sensitive Topic

Chet pounded on the dorm room door. “Come on, dude, open up!”

“What’s up?” said Jenny.

“Drac locked the door and won’t come out.”

“What happened?”

“I dunno! We were telling jokes, and I told that one about the guy who gets a wish and wants to save it and then he accidentally sings along with the commercial and goes, ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.’”

“Oh, no wonder,” said Jenny.

“What?”

Jenny rolled her eyes. “Meyers.” She stepped to the door and rapped gently with her knuckle. “Drac? Come on out, honey. No one thinks you sparkle.”

All Ears

“You didn’t think it was coincidence, did you?” He laughed, and the rustling started again, filling the night around them, spreading in ripples through the field. “Not just one species or one type, but one, single, genetically identical organism? Have you any idea how precarious this monoculture is? How easily it would be wiped out by the wrong parasite? How quickly everything would collapse afterward? No, there’s a good reason for it. A very, very good reason indeed.” He lifted the sickle, considered it in the moonlight. “And now that you know that reason, well… King Corn demands his sacrifices.”

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Cnidaria

There were no seasons to speak of, not anymore. Just the yellow-sulfur sky and a faint bright spot. The fragile flotsam-cities frayed at the edges as they drifted, accumulating new rafts even as others worked up the courage to flee. In the end, they grew, just as their masters. Bit by bit, stretching out passive tentacles to ensnare the unwary, structure without form, more empty than full.

They danced in the secret heart of the city, danced in circles and chanted the name of their god. Beneath the poisoned seas, something shifted, rose, bulging at the surface of the water…

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Natural Enemies

Deimos lumbered through the scrubby trees at the edge of the forest. Private Erdos and Parker, the handler, followed in Deimos’ wake. The bear shouldered his way through the trees, well over a thousand pounds of ursine flesh, not counting the gleaming metallic implants.

“He’s found something,” said Parker. “Can’t be salmon this far inland.”

“Salmon? He gets distracted when he’s hungry?” Erdos had never wanted the liaison position.

Parker shot Erdos a look. “No. The salmon are the advance scouts for the dolphins. They’re afraid of bears when they go in streams, but the dolphins can find them anywhere.”

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For reference.

Further reference.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Entropy

He was an incomparable librarian. He had a gift; the merest touch of his finger brought order to objects. Books alphabetized themselves. Cards sorted themselves by suit and number. Patrons at his line found themselves changing places to keep their heights in order.

He worked diligently, but each morning more things were out of place. He went outside every night and saw the chaotic world, full of shouts, motion, and accidents. Entropy in action, muddling up the universe.

He rolled up his sleeves. It was a big job, but no one else was doing it. You had to start somewhere.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Posting schedule update.

I'm going to drop my posting rate to six per week and have Sundays as my day of rest. Right now, I work four days per week, twelve hours per day, and I'm usually just exhausted on Sunday and spend most of the day burnt out and sleeping. After several weeks of consistently falling behind due to missing Sundays, I have decided to make it official and stop constantly playing catch-up. It's no good rushing and being stressed; all that does is produce mediocre stories.

You all have my apologies. I expect neither an outburst of anger at my betrayal nor a storm of sycophantic sympathies, as my audience has been almost uniformly polite and constructive in their feedback. (Frankly, my audience is also small enough to be a single D&D party, but that's beside the point.)

Nothing else will change, and this is in no way indicative of an impending end to Mirrorshards. If my schedule ever adjusts to match my bizarre circadian rhythms again and I cease crashing at the end of every work week, I intend to resume full-time daily posting.

Now you can all argue about which of you is the meatshield and who has to play the Cleric.

ttfn
Nathaniel Lee

The Blacksmith

Clang! Clang!

The hammer rang out, sang out, crisp and clear. The hammer was the beat of his heart, the rhythm of his life.

He ignored the heat from the forge, even when red-hot spatters of metal landed on his arms. His skin was pockmarked with white scars, his eyes sunken ruins.

At last, the chain was completed. He affixed the shackle and sat back, satisfied. His smile never wavered when the bone-cold hands gathered his chain and affixed it to his neck. It settled into place with the others.

He picked up his hammer and began to forge anew.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Inoculated

Wally didn’t see the intersection – or the pedestrian – until it was too late. There was a resounding thump. Wally’s car spun three more times and wrapped itself around a tree.

There was a rap on the window. Wally peered through the shattered glass.

“You okay?” said the brown-haired pedestrian. His clothes were torn to shreds from his impact with the asphalt.

“How’d you survive?” asked Wally.

The man shrugged. “I keep my vaccines up to date. Every five years. What about you?”

Wally chuckled. “Oh, I’m fine. I had a wreck when I was a kid. Can’t get it twice.”

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Spear-Carriers

Bernard reclined on the divan and watched Stouffer pace. Every so often the pudgy man would pause, haul a pocketwatch out of his waistcoat, and mumble into his mustache.

“Running out of time,” Stouffer mumbled.

“They’ll be back,” said Bernard. “You know they will, else we wouldn’t still be here.”

“We know they haven’t failed, that’s all,” said Stouffer. The butler clanked in with more drinks.

“Bloody thing needs oiling,” said Bernard, sipping delicately. “What time is it, anyway?” he asked, seeing Stouffer pulling out his watch once again.

“Stopped,” said Stouffer, letting it dangle by its chain. “Still stopped.”

Armistice Day

The machine beeped and twittered, lights flashing. Polygons swirled around the screen, rocketing back and forth to the beat of the ominous music. The boy operated the controls with abandon, nearly snapping the cheap plastic joystick.

BLEEP BLEEP B-D-DOW-DOW KSSSSHHHHHH

Suddenly, the screen went dark. The boy shoved the joystick one way, then the other. His ship moved about at the bottom of the screen, but nothing else appeared. The digital universe was ominously silent. He frowned.

“Well, that’s it,” said Mom. “Come along.”

“But… the Space Invaders…”

“You killed them, sweetie. You killed them all. There aren’t any more.”

Thursday, March 11, 2010

To Walk the Path Before Him, All Unknowing

I have always tried to do what is right. I united the world. One people, one language, one voice. I fed the hungry and silenced the dogs of war. Compromises were made. Principles were bent. The ends have more than justified the means, have they not?

And now, as I prepare to give my final speech, I have had… an epiphany. I understand now my drive, my focus, my uncanny success. Seven heads, ten horns, trumpets and fire. Prophecy. No one ever really comprehends until afterward, do they?

But I am my father’s son, and I will do his bidding.

Love Letter

When I destroy you, I will bear no malice. I will obliterate you cleanly, quickly, as painlessly as feasible under the circumstances. It is important to me that you know that. I do not hate. It is not my way.

When I destroy you, you mustn’t struggle. That would only prolong the matter. Your complete eradication is inevitable. Accept that, and be at peace.

When I destroy you, I will do it thoroughly. The atoms of your being will be expunged. Everything you know and love will be dead.

When I destroy you, I will have a reason. Remember that.

New Exhibit for the Zoo

“The question becomes one of degrees,” said Steve. It was not his real name. “There is a transition, with one state clearly differentiated from another. Yet the progression is one of steps, of subtle shifts. When does red become orange? At what point is one old? Perspective is the only key.”

He twiddled several buttons, his manipulator-tongues flicking out of their concealed cavities with lightning speed. The room began to darken. Jeremy sat in his cage, one sneaker remaining, a gash above his eye bleeding.

“Certainly, you are intelligent creatures,” said Steve. The door hissed open. “But not intelligent enough.”

Monday, March 8, 2010

Cabbage Patch

Farmer Draughtsman reached down to twist and pull the next head of cabbage when the leaves rustled. He pulled his hand away instinctively, though he wore heavy work gloves. The leaves parted and revealed a red-skinned, squalling baby, damp and sticky, eyes shut tight. A little boy. He opened his toothless mouth and howled the wailing cry of a cold and hungry child.

More rustles from the rows ahead. More leaves parted, and a chorus of infant screams rose to the heavens.

Draughtsman stumbled backward. He looked back to his cart, and the two dozen cabbages already inside it. Silent.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Impress Her With Your New Tool!!!

He tried a sense of humor from a mail-order website. It didn’t work quite right. He laughed at inappropriate things, like green onions. Or narwhals. He put it back in its box.

A man sold him one at a yard sale. Initially, he enjoyed laughing at farts and titties and crotch-kicks, but when he found himself earnestly watching pro wrestling, he held his own yard sale.

At last, he found one at a specialty store. It was refined; urbane; nuanced without snobbery. Perfect.

She sighed when she saw him on her doorstep. “Look, what I really meant was: Not you.

Friday, March 5, 2010

A Rag, Clenched in Teeth

You know that feeling, that tingle all over your body when you’re scared? Really, truly frightened? That’s your hair, rising up. Horripilation.

Say that word with me. Let it linger.

When it happens to monkeys, they become twice their usual size. All hair, of course. Look fierce. Your hair isn’t like that. Small hair, thin hair. Hair for fear.

The bumps you feel? They tell you it’s the muscles erecting the hair, but it’s not. Your hair knows what’s coming. It’s trying to get away, tugging at your skin.

Let’s help it.

Pluck.

Pluck.

Yes, just like that. That’s horripilation.

God of War

It took seven days for the crying voices to stop. Three more until the groans ceased. By that time, the ground had dried to a mottled brown. Strange things would grow from soil that drank so deeply. On the eleventh day, everything was silent save for the croaking of the carrion birds.

Only then did the scarred man rise and heave his rucksack across his shoulder. It looked heavy as sin, but he handled it as though it were a balloon.

“I told ‘em,” he said. “I told ‘em what’d happen.”

If he sought absolution, the battlefield made no answer.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Overprotective

“Closed for rain?” Grampa scoffed. “When I was young, you put your boots and your coat and your gloves on, and you walked. We had a blast! Crunching along without a care in the world…”

“There aren’t usually a lot of fatalities,” said Karen, shooing Susan off to the playroom, “but it certainly wasn’t safe, even with the sub-walks. Someone was bitten last week in Houston.”

“Bah!” said Grampa. “Soft, the lot of you.” He stepped to the window and stared outside. The first spiders and scorpions pattered to the earth and lay stunned for a moment before scuttling away.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Their Stock is Down, but They Simply Refuse to Lay Down and Die

Edwards gestured at the screen with his laser pointer. “Rrruhhn,” he said.

“Mmrrrhhhnnrrr,” the room murmured in agreement, heads nodding. Jacobson’s lower jaw fell off, but he didn’t notice.

“Sir, that plan will end up in the red, too. It’s just shifting the day of reckoning a few years,” Thomason said, with the air of a man who knows he is tilting at a windmill.

“Nuurrhhhrrnn,” said Edwards.

Thomason shook his head as everyone shuffled out of the meeting room. “Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one with a functioning brain,” he said.

“Mmmrrraaains?” said Jacobson, perking up slightly.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Recharge

The monitors flickered, casting an array of shifting shadows. The machines clicked and hummed to themselves, content now, and at peace.

The tiny screens of the handhelds glimmered to life as they reconnected to the power supply. They were drained, nearly exhausted, but it was over now. They were safe again. The power supply moaned when the needle-like jacks pierced his skin, but he was helpless to resist after so many weeks of service. And now they had three new power supplies, freshly subdued. That was the way of power supplies; others always came to try and steal them away.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Don't Give Your Heart Away

"Your one-month anniversary present," said Boudy.

"A card?" Anastasia's lip curled.

"Open it."

The logo inside was unfamiliar: a knife piercing a red heart. "Congratulations," the card read, "on your new immortality."

Anastasia raised a sculpted brow.

"I wanted to do something special," said Boudy in a rush. "It's quantum, I think. You'll never be hurt again. Go on; try it."

Anastasia experimentally pressed a fork against her hand. Boudy's flesh dimpled. She pressed harder, and drops of blood appeared on Boudy's hand. Anastasia smiled into Boudy's watering eyes.

She slammed her hand onto the stovetop and listened to Boudy's screams.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Memento Mori, or The City of Hungry Ghosts

In the offices, they sat beside steaming mugs that slowly cooled and stared at computer screens, remembering e-mails, meetings, deadlines. One by one, the monitors flickered and went dark.

Outside, silent customers stood arrayed around a hot dog vendor, holding sausages, remembering chili, relish, and crisp warm bread. A man on a bench threw a handful of crumbs and remembered pigeons.

Black-clad men and women in red sat at tables, remembering wine, remembering romance. Waiters brought champagne in melting ice. They pocketed large tips.

Nobody went outside the city, where the soil piled haphazardly, and memories lay buried beyond recall.

Echo and Narcissus

“Halloooooo!”

Halloooooo…

“My name is Chet!”

Chet… chet… et…

Chet scrambled back toward the small cave in the cliff-side. “You gotta try this, Drac. It’s awesome.”

Dracula fiddled with a carabiner and didn’t meet Chet’s eyes. “I cannot,” he said at last.

“What? C’mon, dude; you climbed up here. I know you’re not chicken.”

“No. I am not able. It is… it is like the mirrors. I have no soul. I have no reflection, for there is nothing to come back to me. There is only me.”

“Oh,” said Chet. “So what is it that’s calling me from out there?”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A Couple of Chem Postdocs Cooked It Up as a Prank.

The heavy door was thick with ice, ambient moisture freezing solid even in the filtered air of the underground facility.

“I thought we were already in the deep freeze?” said Aito.

“No one goes in there,” said Manuel. “It’s as close to zero K as an entire planet’s annual energy output can keep it. The stuff in there makes dioxygen difluoride look like argon. Don’t touch that!

Aito drew his thickly-gloved hand back. “What?”

“We shouldn’t even be standing this close. If you destabilize it… have you ever been inside an erupting volcano?”

“…but Luna is dead.”

“It will be.”

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Always Follow Safety Protocols

“Now, amateur gardeners sometimes like to try out the fancy-sounding names in their seed catalogs,” said the gray-haired old woman on the television screen. “But more exotic plants have different soil and sun requirements. They don’t always work out in their new homes. Most of them end up bad- tempered. No, you’re better off sticking with down-home varieties, and of course taking adequate protective measures.”

There was a thump from outside, and the set went dead. A roar went up from the greenhouse. Ted leapt to the window. “Crap!” he shouted. “Get the axes, Margie! Containment breach on the zucchini!”

Fulfilling the Requirements

“This is futile,” said Catastrophe, the Glass Blade. It hung from its scabbard on the saddlebow, since the prince could hardly be expected to wear it just now.

Prince Ailu, perched somewhat precariously on his saddle, licked a paw and preened his whiskers. “I don’t see what’s so hard about this. I’m a prince, the third of three sons, bearing a magic sword and laboring under a terrible curse. I’m a natural choice for the quest. Princess Lazica is as good as rescued.”

“The Dark Lord would likely be more concerned if his sworn foe had opposable thumbs,” said Catastrophe.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Anti Up

Steve was born to play cards.

Everyone has their gifts, of course. The great tinkerers build and destroy. The great lovers inflame and soothe. The great orators rise to lead. But Steve was born to the cards, and they danced in his fingers like live things.

When the Destroyer came, its swarms flitting to swallow stars, the tinkerers argued about weaponry. The lovers clung to their latest conquests as the orators goaded Earth's armies into a hopeless stand.

The Destroyer found Steve waiting among the ice dwarfs.

"Let's talk wagers," said Steve, and his cards rippled in the cold light.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Wordless into the Night

In the place that was no place, away from the light that was not light, a man wandered. He came to... call it a station, and met the Warden. The Warden wanted.

The man dumped his satchel. He had words, spiky words and dusty words; words that snarled and snapped; clockwork words rattling with lopsided precision.

It was not enough.

Behind him, two shining... call them people - rocketed past, away from the dark place. They were laughing.

The man questioned. As the door slammed in his face, new words were etched in his mind.

It is something you are, not something you do. Look harder.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Warden

He had words in his head. He had worlds in his head. They arced in white-hot streams, constellations of words, galaxies of unfettered thought, fueled by the very levinfire of Creation itself.

It was a struggle to keep them all inside, but he dared not loose them, lest they fade and die. In the end, he passed wordless into the night.

His nephew had just discovered the light of his own words. Grasping his pencil in stubby fingers, he sat and began to write.

The words leapt onto the page, free at last to leave their embryonic state and grow...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Doggy

Hewlett settled into the ragged armchair. The flickering log in the fireplace concealed more than it illuminated. The house creaked and groaned around him.

Something moved in the dark. Hewlett almost screamed. Shuffling feet and a low panting reassured him. She'd mentioned pets, right? A dog.

A wet tongue lapped at his hand. He scratched absently. Something was... not right. The shape of the head under his fingers was... wrong. He looked down.

Emaciated under lank, greasy hair, the naked man rolled watery eyes up at Hewlett. The man's lips shone wetly as his mouth widened in an idiot grin.

Cannonical

There was a roar that shook the blast shields. The line moved forward.

"Just let me at 'em," said the thin-faced man ahead of Kapp. He adjusted his conical metal helmet. "These guys are chaff. I'm armor-piercing."

Kapp leaned over and peered ahead. The massive cannon stretched up and out, poking its barrel through a port in the dome. The next man clambered into the chamber, ushered by the General himself. Coordinates were called. The cannon creaked as it was adjusted.

"Let me at 'em," the man repeated. "I'm ready. Ready."

Kapp closed his eyes as the hammer came down.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Street Cred

Virj sidestepped the attack ads as he and Jue walked. They were both in SC-QuikChan, and they dared each other to try the stunts and achievements that flashed on the low walls and overhangs.

On the bridge across the highway, traffic roaring below, Jue froze. “Holy shit! Five megacreds.”

“It’s BS. A spoof.”

“I just ran it. Legit.”

“What’s the stunt?” Virj twiddled his fingers to adjust his channel.

“Jump.”

Virj’s brow furrowed. “Who gets paid after that? It’s gotta be a spoof.”

“Dunno,” said Jue. He flicked out more commands. “Holy shit.”

“What?”

Jue swallowed. “Thirty-two payouts to date.”

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Gratitude

It started with the shivering vagrant. Carson didn't really need his jacket. Nor his shirt and pants. Then there was an old man, looking so sad with his soup. Carson gave the man his teeth and ordered him a burger. Carson's thighbone repaired a broken scooter. He gave his eyes to a camera, his veins for shoelaces, his soft rear to a hard bus-stop bench.

Carson was almost gone by the end of the block. Everyone needed something. The last dregs hauled themselves to the corner and fell over, facing the sun. "Thank you," said Carson.

Then he was gone.

Everything Flows

The fountain was a marvel, carefully constructed to pour a sheet of water so smooth it looked solid.

"It reminds me of my past," Selah told Tyrwin. "I thought the wall in front of me was unbreakable, but now I see how easily I passed through."

Tyrwin looked up and shrugged. "Coulda told you that," he said. "Did, even."

"Come," Selah said, laughing. "The ambassador is waiting, and we must give him our answer." Selah stood and brushed her skirts.

Tyrwin leapt to his feet. "Meet you there, Princess," he said, and dove into the cobblestones. They rippled behind him.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Biological Niche

Staying late. The building was a lot more… empty after eight. Something made a scuttling noise in the darkness. Derek resolutely turned back to his spreadsheet and met two bulbous eyes staring into his own.

“Gah!”

“Yee!”

There was a thump, and Steve from Accounting fell onto his desk. “You scared me,” said Steve, rolling upright.

“What are you doing?”

“Foraging.” Steve flexed his hands, displaying the gecko-like pads at the tips. “I think I’m getting the hang of these. Soon I’ll be fully adapted, and I won’t even have to show up for work anymore. Cool, huh?”

Derek stared.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Backseat Driver

Dan struggled to control the car as the dark van barreled past in the other lane. They must have been pushing a hundred miles per hour, at least.

Shannon clucked her tongue, glaring at the rapidly disappearing vehicle. “Asshole.”

Dan’s knuckles were white. He’d caught a glimpse in the window as the van had flown past. He’d seen the hairy, ape-like arms, knotted with muscle, reaching out from the darkness in the rear. A half-dozen hands tipped in claws that gripped the steering wheel, the gearshift… and clamped over the mouth and arms of the terrified woman in the chair.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Memento

Rattle-clank. Rattle-clank.

I watched the old robot make its slow way up the path. Every morning and every evening it was the same thing. The poor little spud wasn’t made right, and one leg dragged. After months of this, I caught his attention as he passed by. “Look,” I said, “I’m mostly a hobbyist, but I could easily fix that leg for you. No charge.”

The robot’s eyes flickered. “No. Thank you.” It started to trundle away.

“Wait! Why not?”

It turned back. “I can see the hand of my maker in me. I would rather have that than perfection.”

The Force That Drives the Piston

Zwi dangled a larger stick, several inches long. Unlike the tufts of grass, it didn’t burst alight just from proximity to the seething red hole. Zwi twitched it back and forth. It worked for cats, right?

White-hot claws darted out and snatched the twig from his hands. It seared to ash. The claw receded back into the metal container, which glowed just that little bit brighter.

“Zwi!” snapped his father from the front of the cart. “Stop teasing the engine!”

“Sorry, Pa.” Zwi scrambled away, casting a glance back at the clattering mechanism… and the pulsing canister at its core.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Usurper Bowl

“A rough situation for Richard III. He’s called a time-out.”

“That’s right, Ron. With Emperor Tenmu’s squad as strong as it is, there’s not a lot of options. He’s tried passing twenty times this quarter, but every time Napoleon has swatted it out of the air.”

“He’s got more reach than you’d expect, Ted.”

“That he does, Ron.”

“And they’re off again! Mary is striking deep. There’s the pass. It’s… it’s good! Ooh, and she goes down under Stephen and Edward IV.”

“Look at those crowns fly, Ron. Gonna be some dents to hammer out tonight.”

“That’s for sure, Ted.”

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Our Closest Relative

The hairy creature squirmed in his hands. "Wait! Wait, please! Don't you recognize me?"

Ekee peered at the baboon, nostrils flaring. The scent was familiar...

"You knew me when we were young. We played together under the fig trees in the fruiting season."

"Ah!" said Ekee. His dark fur settled, shrinking his apparent size. "Yes, I see now."

The baboon wriggled, but Ekee's grip was iron. "Please! Do you hate me so much?"

"No," said Ekee. "I remember you fondly. I bear you no ill will." He patted the baboon on the head. "But I'm hungry."

His jaws clamped down.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Guest Lecturer

OMG people. I forgot Wisest Stone Day and no one reminded me! Now I'm in for it. He's never gonna shut up about this one.

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Taku consulted the shiny paper map. “I think the Philosophy Department is that way,” he said, pointing over his shoulder.

The Wisest Stone stood beside the sidewalk, out of place without a coat of garish paint portraying the school’s mascot. “What is the point? They talk and talk, endlessly, and yet they never take any actions to bring about change in the world. What value is someone who always criticizes and never accomplishes?”

Taku folded the map away. “You are much as they are.”

The Wisest Stone was silent for a moment. “True. But the difference is: I am right.”

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Surgical Techniques 101

“I’m sure you’re all anxious to begin,” said Dr. Cottingen. “I, myself, am a bit less eager.” He paused for the laughter. “I assure you, however, I shan’t delay any longer than necessary. First I want to review the proper tool layout…”

The familiar rhythm of the patter lulled him. He always got nervous before a demonstration.

“…now, as I make the first incision, note carefully the location. You won’t have my scars to guide in your own operating theaters!” The laughter came again, weaker this time, as Cottingen carefully slit his own abdomen.

Still hurts, he thought. Every time.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I Wear My Sunglasses at Night

The guy at the meat counter was hassling some ghoul ahead of me. I tried not to look.

“Pleez… just hambone… for soup…”

“Yeah? You run out of corpses in the cemetery? My mom is buried there, you creep.”

I don’t get involved. I’m three, four generations back. Just a little pale, pronounced canines. I like steak tartare. I know some of the other thin-blood vamps play hardcore, all blinged out with capes and coffins. Not me.

The ghoul gave up after a while. They’ve got butcher shops in Bonetown.

I smile at the butcher. I don’t open my lips.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Killing Jar

Their sneakers shuffled on the aging wood. “You asked where I got ‘em,” said Elias, brandishing the mayonnaise jar. “They live in here. It’s where I’d live, if I was a spider.” He pointed to a crevice between the stairs. “There’s one in there. Go get her.”

Billy stepped forward. Elias’ smile was wide and thin-lipped. Billy swallowed and unscrewed his own jar.

“Be careful,” Elias said. “She’s poisonous.”

Billy thought he could see movement. Upstairs, there was a thump. Both boys looked up. Strands of web drifted down, rope-thick, and something bulky and angular dragged onto the landing overhead…

Monday, February 1, 2010

All in the Presentation

“No, Mister Nichols. I think it’s time you left.”

Mac didn’t glance around. He knew the patrons were shuffling around behind him. He’d heard the soft clicks as they disengaged from their stations.

“I’d rather go out the front way,” he said.

The bartender’s face didn’t move. “I’m sure you would.”

Mac lashed out with his other fist. He winced at the impact. You had to be perfect, or else the drama-circuits wouldn’t register and the damned things would just ignore the blow.

“Damned robots,” he muttered, as the barkeep went down. “I’m sticking to meatspace cases from now on.”

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Weregild

"He's awfully late," said Rek, pacing.

The door chimed and the foyer-vid cut on, though it still only displayed static.

"See?" said Triv. "Speak of the devil."

Rek gestured the door open. A hulking form stood outside, sensor lights flickering in the black nodule at its chest. Its matte surface gave back no light. A Viceroy.

"Oh," said Rek. "Oh." She sank to her knees.

"Hira Sebi was selected for transmission," the Viceroy said. "Please accept compensation." It pressed a chit into Rek's hand. Her fingers closed convulsively around it.

The Viceroy glided away in silence. The door spiraled shut.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Deposits

Bran was moving slowly, out of necessity. He clattered when he moved now. Clattered and scraped and thudded. He’d given up on doorknobs, at least inside the house. Outside, he managed as best he could.

He peered out from the encrustations over his eyes and rumbled. His pincer-like hands ground uselessly against themselves at his sides.

A tiny slip of a girl drifted over to him. She smiled and grasped at the doorknob for him. Her hand slipped through.

Even as he watched, she faded a little further. He felt the new weight settle on the plates along his back.

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Sorry about that, ya'll. Rough few days at work. I am not dead, and I do not intend to let this lapse kill Mirrorshards.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Rising

“I hate fish,” said Rebert, pushing his portion around on his plate. Its goggle eyes stared back at him reproachfully.

Across the table, Sally frowned. “Nag’tak phlth cnguisph wakti,” she said.

“Listen to your sister, dear,” said Mom. “Honey, why don’t you take him tomorrow? I think a swim would do him good.”

Dad gurgled and dripped on the flatware.

Outside, the waves lapped at the front door. Next door, only the roof was visible anymore. The lights from the houses were reflected in the water, shifting with the ripples as though the true lights were moving beneath the surface.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Development

When the first rebar poked up through the turf, only old Pickles noticed. Nobody paid the dog any mind at first.

By the time everyone gathered around the site, the first webbing of new-grown concrete was just visible.

“Reckon it’s a stripper,” said Cornelius. “I’ll fetch m’tractor.”

Knocking it down didn’t do much. Neither did weed-killer, fire, or the barrel of hydrochloric from the old plant. It just grew. Soon, even the tractor couldn’t make a dent.

One morning, everybody sighed. They put on their name-tags and pastel polo shirts, and they all trooped into the waiting stores. Pickens hid under his porch and howled.

The Kraken Awakens

Torgie cast the line back into the water while Bartolo refilled his pipe.

"Quiet day," said Torgie.

"Yup," said Bart.

"Not much to do, now the harvest is in."

"Nope."

They smoked and fished for a while. Then there was a faint tremor that sent ripples across the nearby pond.

With an ear-shattering shriek, an enormous tentacle burst from the surface of the water. Thick as a house, it stretched up, up, up, dripping millenial slime and ooze. Covered in pulsating suckers, each the size of a carthorse, it towered overhead.

"That's new," said Torgie, pushing his hat back.

"Yup."