Kamikaze

"The forest is our city," said the oaks, "and we are its walls, strong and unyielding. We resist forever."

"We are the warriors, our blades forever sharp!" the grass piped in. "We will cut you a thousand times with every step you take!"

"And we are the seductresses," said the berries, plump and glistening. "Your men will never resist us, and we will bring you down."

"But please," said the Men, who stood in their armor, swords sheathed. "We have come to parley, to make a treaty with-"

"MOTHERFUUUUUCKEEERRRRR!" the ragweed shrieked, ending its headlong flight in the human's faces.