Saturday, June 16, 2012

Restless Leg Syndrome


"Hmm."  The doctor examined the charts.  "Have you been under any undue stress lately?"

Captain Ultimate shrugged.  "Punched an asteroid.  Fought back the Mole-Men and the Aetherites when they teamed up to invade Earth.  Went to the Mirror Universe to do it all backwards afterward when the Shardmonger tried to counter-conquer alterna-Earth."

"Nothing out of the ordinary then."  The doctor sighed.  "Well, sometimes these things just happen.  I can prescribe some medication, but it's only been tested for humans..."

"I'll try anything," Captain Ultimate said.  "They've already banned me at Ikea, and sleeping on the floor gives me a backache."

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