Infiltrators

"I'd had my suspicions," said Captain Valle.  "I'm relieved to know that I"m not crazy."

"Malfunctioning," Lieutenant Carson put in.

"Right.  I guess it's silly to maintain the illusion now, huh?"

"So," said Griff, "what do we do?  Nobody on board is actually human.  Does that mean we win?  War's over?"

They sat in silence for a while.

"Maybe there are other survivors," Captain Valle said slowly.

"We can't rule it out..."

"So we should probably keep on," said Carson.  "You know, just in case."

"Right."

"Yeah."

"Can I try being captain?"

"Only if I get a love triangle for once."