Friday, May 18, 2012

Political Animals

"The question," said the representative from the Arachno-Communist party, "is whether you even understand how badly your platform is beholden to the corporate interests.  The entire system is corrupted."  She groomed her mandibles superciliously.

"Look," said the DemoRatic diplomat, twitching his whiskers, "I didn't come here to trade political barbs.  There is a serious that affects us both, and it would be in everyone's interest if your people could provide some material support to the war effort."

"They're here!" shrieked an excitable shrew from the hallway.  Something splashed, the sound of moist limbs in jackboots.  "The Fishists are coming!"

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