The aliens invaded. They put up an app on their website.
(The aliens had a website, by the way. It was kind of bare-bones.)
Millions of people downloaded it. It was a great app. Really useful.
The aliens were going to activate the mind-control chips. Then they could rule the world.
But by then they were making a lot of money. They thought maybe they could do better with version 2.0.
That one only got three stars average, though. The aliens launched a retaliatory strike. They pushed the button.
And nothing happened.
The vampires had a new viral video out.
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