Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Expert Consultant

“Invasive species,” said Bloughton.  “Like… well, I’m sure you know.  They get brought in, some by accident, some on purpose, God save us from well-meaning idiots.  They start breeding and nothing can stop them.  No experience, aye?  No natural defenses.”

“Right,” Felton nodded.  “And once the population hits a certain level, you get a boom.  The damn toads push everything else out, eat all the resources, make more toads, and move on.  Bloody exponential growth.  And then we thought, hey, why not ask someone who’s had experience with that sort of thing?”

Dracula frowned thoughtfully.  “Haff you tried biting them?”

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