h4 to Ashtray and Thence Freedom

"Orders have come down.  You're going in."

"What?  That's a suicide move!"

"Come on; you've got that pawn right where you want her."

"Yeah, but if I do, that rook will roll up and crush me.  Look, he knows it.  He's smirking!"

"He's a stone tower."

"He can smirk if he wants to.  Screw this.  I'm going straight.  Dodge the whole thing."

"You can't just ignore orders!  Besides, if you go straight, you'll lose support and that smarmy bishop will just pick you off."

"Well, what am I supposed to do?"

"What you can.  Not like we have much choice."