Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Anchor Changeling

"Absolutely not!"

"Don't see why," the goblin sniffed. "Writ down, 'tis!"

"Because he wasn't born in the United States. You swapped him with another newborn."

"Same thing. He come to the world in that time and place."

"Under a false name!"

The goblin blinked at the ICE agent. "All names be false. How d'ye come to be a heapin' big feller like yerself wi'out knowin' that?"

"Look, he's not a citizen, and you can't use him to stay. End of discussion."

"As ye wish," the goblin grinned. "I've a new request."

"What?"

"Me adopted son wants to visit his homeland."

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