Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Buzzing the Scales



Burt rechecked the bindings.  The only thing worse than an improperly waxed crocodile was losing footing mid-slalom. 

The bell sounded.  Burt launched himself forward.  His crocodile grinned as ice chips and powdery snow sheared from its scales, stinging Burt’s face.

Flags passed in a blur.  Burt couldn’t remember how far he’d come; there was only the present: the slope, the ice, and the crocodile.

He barely realized he had come to a halt until he heard the murmurs of the crowd.

Murmurs?  Not cheers?

He saw his time and gasped.  A personal best.  Maybe a record!

Why were they so quiet?

The judge approached, grim-faced.  “Disqualified,” he rumbled.  He pointed down.  Burt’s croc gazed at him, reptilian eyes hooded and impassive. 

“That,” said the judge, “is an alligator.”

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