Saturday, June 20, 2009

Universal Organizer

“It’s not that I don’t enjoy my universe,” said Borsin. “It’s just… well, the storage question.”

“Yes,” said TR719, rotating smartly about and whirring away down the aisles. “Infinite space can be challenging. Hard to clean, too.”

“We don’t want to get rid of it, though.” Borsin trailed after.

“Naturally not,” the robot responded. “Many bioforms grow very attached to their possessions. It is merely an artifact of your simian brain. I am familiar with many such defects. You require a universal organizer.”

“And everything will fit inside?”

“There are many sizes of infinity, sir. One for every household need.”

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